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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago

After 40, we just don't sleep

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago
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    I sleep in the pod of goo that Neo left, it’s alright

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      It’s late here and I’m tired so I first read “I sleep in the poo of god” and thought about it for a while before reading the rest of the sentence and then reading the whole thing again…

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        Poo of god is kind of an interesting analogy for the matrix.

        I just read it as sleeping in neo’s goo. Thinking they must be intimately involved with Keanu Reeves.

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        I am but one of Gaia’s shitlocks

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      What does it smell like?

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        Cinnamon

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          Cinnamon the person or Cinnamon the spice?

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            The desktop environment

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            The horse

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        Well, a pack of batteries, more precisely.

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        a Crocs store

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      As far as goo pods go, it’s not the worst you could do.

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