I’m gonna wear my grandfather’s old ghost costume. It’s really high quality linen. My drycleaner was speechless, like he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Like he’d seen a ghost. He even told me he couldn’t clean it and to take it somewhere else. It’s that high quality. That’s the type of “wow” I hope to get.

Stop=stop

I’m gonna dress like a dumbass (I’m not dressing up)