Archive https://archive.is/w1Yln Want a permanent seat on President Donald Trump’s new international board of peace? According to a draft charter obtained by Bloomberg, permanent membership comes with a $1 billion buy-in and grants Trump the authority to decide who is admitted. The proposed “Board of Peace” would be an international body chaired by Trump himself, who would serve as its inaugural leader and retain sweeping authority over its operations. Under the draft charter, Trump would reportedly control invitations, approve the agenda, sign off on the organization’s official seal, and designate his own successor.
“Remember all those conspiracy theories about the trilateral commission and free masons and everyone? How we imagined they were smart enough and powerful enough and secret enough to control the world? What if we just pretended that shit worked and did it for real? Also pay me.”
Protection racket
Drain the swamp, guys.
JFC there are kindergardners that behave more maturely than this dumbass, oh apologies i forgot that i shouldn’t mention children, he might get turned on.
Watch as no European country pays the Danegeld, while all of Trump’s Arab business partners in the Middle East do. Then Trump will complain about how “Europe doesn’t want peace” before taking Greenland by force, and use Saudi money to build a Monument to Peace on the grounds of the new Trump Gaza golf resort (also built with this money)
One of the crazier parts:
On Friday, the White House announced the board’s initial executive panel would include Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff, Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
What is this even supposed to accomplish? Will they offer US military intervention for a price?
Drop dead trump
