well… this beats the 300% death rate operation.
Apparently Marta didn’t expect to cachy them paws for pulling the old fake ball throw. Poodles are masters when it comes time to throw down (13 stories).
This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.
That puts CachyOS in a whole new light
Seems like a hit that combined “make it look like an accident” with “leave no witnesses”
Terminal velocity poodle to the head is a pretty metal way to go.
Terminal Velocity Poodle is an amazing band name
Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.
I think we all know it was a toy poodle with the little Joan Rivers haircut and everything
holy Rube Goldberg machine of deaths
Return of the Obra Dinn deaths be like:
You linked the wrong century.
What’s a few years between friends
First thing on my feed.
Guess that’s enough internet for today.
Nah, bro, we just getting started!
this is some loony toons level shit
standard poodles are large dogs surprisingly, even under all that hair. this also like that black bear that dropped on a hunter and killing him under the tree, drop bears are real.
Nobody caught Cachy.
Reminds me of the surgery that had a 300% mortality rate.
Speedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.
“From the grave” x4
