• Donkter@lemmy.world
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      *cokes don’t explode for 6 hours

      “See? They say it couldn’t be done, but I did it and we’ve got colder Cokes than ever before!”

      *Cokes explode 2 hours later

      “The corrupt Biden policies have allowed radical antifa terrorists to destroy my cokes. The freezer should have never been that cold.”

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        "Sir. They said, Sir, you can’t cure diabetes. It can’t be done. I said, “Did you try drinking bleach? They said, “Sir. No one has ever asked that question.” It’s my connections to MIT, they said. My nuclear uncle, they said. Very intelligent, very big brain.”

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          My nuclear uncle, they said, very good, and the thing is once you say you’re, a, you know, and they never, but I was, and I was the first to do it, uncle, nucular uncle

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            22 hours ago

            They never say this, because the radical left democrats, they never say this. I talked to the gentleman. My uncle, I said, MIT graduate. It’s in my blood. He invented waterproof magnets. Joe Biden couldn’t do that. Joe Biden didn’t ask about sharks and electric boats. They will never tell you that.

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          Also congrats I’ve screenshotted your very clever and satirical comment and now I’m going to send it to select friends with no context 🙏 have a good night