Stop supporting starbucks. Your local goth girl is happy to spit in your coffee anyway if you tell her you support genocide.
Can I just ask her to spit in it because I get off on the degradation? Better than pretending to be pro-genocide.
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what difference is that extra dollar gonna make to you? still cheaper that red shit on your head.
Just get a lab job at like 23andMe or one of the countless other genome sequencing services. You only need a part of the spit people send in to run all the required tests - the rest can be used however you want to 🤷
I like your sense of humor.
You fucking grossed me out at 7h30 in the morning ! Bravo ! Now I can’t finish my breakfast!
I should learn from this, and let go of social media in the morning. But, fuck that was gold.
Would this work? Can any barista goth girls confirm?
You don’t need to wear the hat.
Just show up three quarters of the way through a busy shift and tell them they would look pretty if they smiled more.
Genius, women love that. /s
what
Larry David was the master of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQ
I get it, but at the same time I don’t get it
Occasionally, when a joke is trending, I get to see it 3 times in as many days. I sometimes wonder if it is copied because someone believes they can do it better than the source. But this is just white text on a red background.
