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    12 hours ago

    I’d be happy if he was put off on a deserted island with a bottle of olive oil and a handgranade.

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        4 hours ago

        Ah, you thought I meant it like… oh no, my thought was more like, leave him without water, soon he’d be desperate enough to drink the olive oil, giving him worse shits, and when he couldn’t take it any more the handgranade was his way out.

        Why a handgranade and not a gun with a single bullet?

        Because I don’t want to litter weapons for anyone to get, I wanted something that would destroy itself when used.

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          3 hours ago

          But why give him an easy way out. Make him live through the whole experience until he dies painfully.

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            2 hours ago

            At this point I’d be happy if the ghouls ruining the world died in an intense euphoria, as long as they were gone.