• k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Or — just hear me out, I’m going to say something crazy — simply consider: will it draw criticism?

    This way, you don’t have to use any of your attention span on Seinfeld or his shitty show.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      Literally everything should draw criticism. Shakespeare’s Hamlet and Arizona Iced Tea draw criticism.

      But if you’re going to be a lemming about it, you could use basically any sitcom set in the 90’s or 2000’s. I remember reading once that the writers of Buffy The Vampire Slayer deliberately avoided giving the characters cell phones because the characters having reliable, cheap instant communication at a distance eliminates a lot of plots.

      Use Saved By The Bell if you have to. Screech, the nerd, is blathering about <newfangled tech> in the first act. The gang gets into a scrape in the second act. Does Screech:

      1. fail to use <newfangled tech> correctly as you would in the real world, because if he did the plot wouldn’t happen at all? – Great tech.
      2. Use <newfangled tech> realistically to solve the problem, and Zach has a little moment where he admits Screech was right about it? – Good tech.
      3. Cause, instigate or worsen the scrape the gang is in with <newfangled tech> which has to be solved by some other means especially deus ex machina by adult characters? – Bad tech.
      4. Play the main role in this, a Very Special Episode? – Bad Bad Very Bad Epstein Bad tech.