FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoTaste the flavorlemmy.worldimagemessage-square79linkfedilinkarrow-up1696arrow-down16
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minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up83arrow-down1·12 hours agoPlant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken! Plant: am I a joke to you?
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·8 hours agoSimilarly: Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms! Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
minus-squarethe_beber@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoWell… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·12 hours agoHumans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
minus-squareJunkers_Klunker@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up25·10 hours ago*Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
minus-squaretomi000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoIt is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
minus-squarethevoidzero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·8 hours agoIt is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 hours agoI eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
*Humans: YOU TWO
PLANTSNEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTERIt is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.