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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

... why?

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    Not being an expert on the lore, I’d be willing to bet it exists solely for merchandising

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      Dude probably just gets tired of running everywhere.

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        He can run around the world in a second, but the catch is he has to run around the world.

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          And if he’s able to react and avoid running into things, it means he’s experiencing more time, so that 2 seconds might feel more like the normal amount of time it would take to run that far.

          And hopefully his reaction time increases with his speed, otherwise every 2 seconds would seem like they are long enough to run around the world in.

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      I had a Batman action figure with a bright prison orange suit. The least stealthy suit possible. But I was 8 and thought it looked cool and begged my mom for it.

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        In what universe do billionaires end up in prison? Any tips?

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        If Batman didn’t want to be seen he wouldn’t dress up as a bat.

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        Batman doesn’t always wear black. There’s a time and a place for everything.

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          Orange suit is for infiltrating pumpkin displays at grocery stores.

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          https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Detective_Comics_Vol_1_241

          It’s canon that Batman wears a rainbow outfit.

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          https://youtu.be/8PxCYkGbERQ

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          Sometimes it’s very dark, dark, dark grey.

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