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minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 days agoThey get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 days agoSo Jesus was a bastard?
minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoDid you think Mary and god were married before today?
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 days agoI get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days ago have other children…catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
They get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
So Jesus was a bastard?
Did you think Mary and god were married before today?
They got married today?
Oh no, married has been got?!
I get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
Just Biff