heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1323arrow-down110
arrow-up1313arrow-down1imageThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksheartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squarekboos1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoIndeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoOwning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power. Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth. The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.
Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.
Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.
The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.