Could be armor for a woman. I mean, how fucking intimidating would it be for a guy to face a woman in plate mail but with boobs hanging out.
Tits-out-armor
Or for breastfeeding while in battle.
Xylobones
I finally checked out the etymology of armor/armour.
Somehow, only British English spells it “armour”. Even the original French doesn’t spell it that way, but “armeure”.
Usually the atypical spelling is post-Webster American, due to his attempts to make spelling simpler.
In this case, no spellings match the original French/Latin.
Armor - Etymology, Origin & Meaning https://www.etymonline.com/word/armor
I always wondered why armor wasn’t a cognate with the Spanish armadura, now I know why. Thanks
Leave it to the Brits to steal something, bastardize it, and then make it standard throughout the Commonwealth.
Am skeleton this would destroy me on the battlefield
Jokes on them, Skeletons love xylophone music

