Delivery boy in the year 3000.

A janitor huh? Oh I’m also wicked smart

they’re welding me into a submarine please help me I didn’t do anything they aren’t resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help

I’ve been watching Party Down. So, I guess I’m a bar tender for a catering company. But, I’m also about 30 years younger, have a hot girlfriend, and living in the before times, so, yeah, sign me up.

I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.

I run a hotel in hell.

Yautja runt hunter. Seems like a tough life.

I’m a Fry Cook…despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.

Zootopia 2 (movie): cop. Trigger (Korean drama series): also cop. …Well shit.

A lawyer that runs a bowling alley.

Bush league hockey coach

Oh my God. What the hell. I can’t command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!

Physics professor

Guess I’m a doctor/medical director

I knew my addiction to medical dramas would one day pay off

I’m a jewel thief!