Dude looks like he’s trying to cosplay fried chicken.

Oh, fuck me, Cap’n! Don’t put me in the god damned Boo Box again! The last man went in, you forgot he was in there and he shit himself and died! No one’s cleaned it out yet. Even if I weren’t going into a box filled with shit and dead-person, I’m scared as fuck that you’re gon’ forget me in there too, and I’ll be added to your collection of shit-coated-cadavers. Why do you even have this collection??? I know there’s only 3, but that’s a really high number when dealing with cadavers, especially ones covered in shit! Please, Cap’n! I’ll do anything! You can do, literally, anything to me except that! To that I say, “NOT THE BOO BOX!”
- Glenn Close- Hook: The Director’s Cut
Just watched Hook with my daughter this weekend, so glad to see some obscure reference to it being made. Great flick, unfairly panned by critics, I won’t stand for it. Bad form.
Hook is on my 1990s top 10, I recently re-watched it, and it’s still great, with good music and story. And it hit’s a bit different watching it as a parent, put down that phone and play!
I like it, because as a kid I wanted to be Peter Pan, and I can feel the same way for different reasons as and adult with a son and daughter.
that’s glenn close right?
Yup
anything but the boo box!
Can anyone explain whats going on?
You can ask this guy.
It’s that guy from the museum!
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Belongs in aneurysm posting.
I think it’s trying to be Sal bundry. Poorly.
And that’s your username?
Wake up babe, new copy pasta just dropped
Yeesh no that’s what they’re after, they’re spaming this drivel everywhere to promote their youtube channel.
Yikes, he’s got one hell of a ratio








