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Then this is Windows 10/11:
Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.
I’d also accept that car Homer designed. Or a cyber truck.
That’s not Windows, that’s Oracle Solaris right there.
NGL, I think this is really freaking cool…
Too bad it runs Windows (by default)
Damn Small Linux:
I was expecting a pair of flip flops. :)
openSUSE
Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)
OpenWrt
Who’s this?
MacOS
Could also be Windows 3.1 with the hot dog theme.
Looks like Google livery so I’m going with ChromeOS.
Pop OS
Alpine
If Arch is this, what is Gentoo? An IKEA car?
Just the schematics
And the shop drawings for all the parts.
Gentoo makes you compile the raw materials yourself
Straight to the mines.
True. Should be a mountain of raw materials
What is Linux from scratch than?
Slackware:
If Debian has to be something on four wheels it’ll be a lorry. Something that does nothing fancy but absolutely essential and is doing alright thank you very much.
If it has to be a sedan-type vehicle, then it’s 100% a Toyota Corolla - boring AF, but bulletproof and everyone has parts for it.
Yeah whatever Debian is it definitely has a roof and no fins out of the box.
NixOS:
Who wouldn’t want to have their car assembled automatically
beton scratchfrom scratch each time they need it ?beton scratch
🤔
There was this show, with a vintage cottage car in dumb, beton floor & walls and all…
Bazzite:
SteamOS:
Android:
Typically it’s more:
Gentoo is like “here are the instructions about how to machine every little piece you’ll need. Hope you have a good lathe!”
Fedora
Proxmox?
Which would make this ESXI?
Especially since it’s on its way out.
I’m guessing Fedora is boring but reliable?
That was my recollection of it, but apparently times have changed. Seems like Fedora and Debian should be swapped then, I never thought of Debian as fancy, but it is reliable.
Fedora is the cutting edge consumer release of RedHat, so I wouldn’t call it either boring or reliable
BedrockLinux?
???Or probably more accurately one of these BYOVs:
I think you do not know what BedrockLinux is.
Still wrong bedrock.
Next you’ll be showing me a block of
Shit, you’re right!
You confused fedora with RHEL (before 6)
No, I’m just old 😢
Or maybe yes, I’m just old idk 😭
Mint should be a Mitsubishi Mirage. People make fun of it, sure, but it keeps working anyway.
Mint is best for my purposes. Making fun from it is silly
I viewed more as an Toyota.
Why is kali always in these memes? Does anyone actually use it?
I used it as a daily driver for the last couple years on one of my laptops
I like Debian and work in cybersecurity. I’d have to install all these tools anyway, so it made sense. Turns out OffSec doesn’t bother testing persistent installs. The stability as absolutely atrocious. I run into so many issues because they change things like the audio manager and I end up with both trying to run in parallel
Most people still say you’re not supposed to use it because of security issues. Those aren’t a concern these days. Lack of upgrade stability is the real reason not to have a persistent install, especially on bare metal
You’re not supposed to, which means that lots of people probably do.
Yes and yes.
It’s a very easy way to have all the pen testing software you want when you wanna feel like a hacker.
Sounds stressful.
Is it not like having a stockpile of live weapons where you have to keep checking if the safeties are on?
Not really. You’re not at much risk of harming yourself with the tools, and if an attacker is already on your system able to execute arbitrary software, you’re already pretty well pwned
Which isn’t to say it doesn’t present any risk, just that it’s relatively negligible in a personal computing environment. In a corporate environment, you’d need strict controls on who can use those tools and when
As many as are driving the correspondig vehicle legally on streets.
