My last cat…loved armpits. Anyone’s armpits. If you were laying down he’d come pretend to cuddle up, then slowly inch his head into your pit over like 5mins. Then after a few seconds of sniffing his ears would go flat back, eyes rolled up, lips peeled back and make this snuffling grunting noise that you’d associate with an old man sniffing a young girl’s panties. He’d start drooling and quivering and his tail would be all over the place…and you just kinda had to let him do his thing for at least a few minutes or he’d try and attack you.
It really made the first time a new partner slept over awkward when they’d wake up in the middle of the night being perved on by a giant grey tabby…
Now you guys are gonna think I’m crazy when I tell you about mine.
I’ve got a boob kink.
Not liking sex is not “lame”, calling stuff “lame” to mean bad is ableist though
Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation with a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.
In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it’s a ‘Level 99’ boss are definitely overthinking it.
I have weird kinks
I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol
like idk if I’m ace or not because I dont dislike the idea of doing it with someone, but like my drive to do it is really low compared to how other people describe it
I’m also on estrogen, progesterone, an antidepressant, and 2 different kind of anxiety meds and they are probably a factor worth mentioning
Plenty of ace people feel completely neutral towards sex, not actively disliking it. Some ace people even choose to have sex occasionally because their partners enjoy it, and they personally do not object.
Ultimately whether the label fits you or not is your choice, but there may be a community of people who share your position.
Yeah all those meds can have sex drive impacts, so that’s definitely going to muddy the waters, but you need your meds so it kinda makes your medicated state your status quo. I’ve got ADHD which has it’s own sexual complications and antidepressants as well and I feel like sex isn’t particularly important to me, like I’ll have it if it’s going down, but not bothered if it’s not. But for me it’s like I almost wish I cared more? Like I miss the days of being a dumb horny teenager but just a fleeting thought, along with the rest of my fleeting thoughts… SQUIRREL!
I think it’s weird. Like, people who enjoy this are obviously in the minority… At the same time, I would never judge anyone with this fetish, I wouldn’t even think about it or bring it up. Who the hell cares what consenting adults do!?
some dudes do bong rips
i do pit rips
Proof that armpits are peak
Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
Like that:
Or like that:
pitties smell better most deef
I see you haven’t experienced pibble farts.
dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who’s farts could strip paint.
I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Does tim buckely ever regret unleashing this thing upon the internet?
Edit: i’ve done some archeology here, look at what i found, it mentions sars: https://youtu.be/CJullQaDzS0
Is this armpit?
armpit loss sounds like a very weird disease symptom
how would that even work
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Being all accusatory like it didn’t jazz you up…
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
i’m fucking bricked bro
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
It is not for them we give them the side eye.
It is to inform everyone else around them.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
What kind of armpit are you using???
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
Is it the poops and toots? I bet it’s the poops and toots.
