But if we got rid of the salesman, just imagine how much snake oil we could drink! We could open ethical snake butchering farms, democratize where we dump the poisonous runoff, and send some of it to Africa - they’re so unsnakeoiled over there.

And surely only the current crop of salesmen are the bad guys, right? There couldn’t possibly be a new villain waiting to pick up where Elon and Jensen left off.