Give me your mum jokes!
Your momma’s so fat, she got shot with a tranquilizer dart when the hippos escaped from the zoo.
Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.
Your mum’s so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Wow, that’s brutal!
I had a flatmate at one time who walked past my room, sick his head in the doorway
and said
“Your mother just rang, she said she wishes she aborted you in the 2nd trimester”
That’s s good one
Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
But where is Saddam?
What I came to ask. He should be here.
One of the greatest tragedies of life is getting to an age where you have to stop the mom jokes IRL because people’s moms start IRL dying.
The mom jokes have nothing to do with the irl mums. My mum died 20 years ago, a good mum joke doesn’t.
My favourite dead mamma joke was when a friend said “I fucked your mom last night.” I replied “How? Phone sex through a Ouija board?” Then making the hand gesture pointing to the letter “O” over and over again.
My mom was an abusive piece of shit who I haven’t seen or talked to since I was 18. I’m now 47, and I have no problem with people making fun of her. Thanks to therapy I don’t hate her anymore, but that does not mean that I love her.
Mom died 2 years ago. Still get these at work. I take no offense.
YO MOMMA is so fat, we’re seriously concerned for her health.
What the hell is going on with the scale in this graph?
Please explain.
yo momma so fat
Noted.
Yo momma so ugly that Cronenberg cast her in a movie.
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
trump called her very bigly tremendous
Trump wasn’t interested in her. Too old
I’ve never heard of this trump fellow
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
“You like thicc girls?”
“Yes”
“How thicc?”
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That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.
OP’s mamma is phat.
Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in
Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
That’s like the first one you learn when you’re in grade school. It’s right up there with “yo momma so fat she got her own ZIP code.”
Yo momma so mean it take a train and 2 busse to get on her good side.
