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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862
If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Prawn star was the best I’ve seen
“Jizzle Drizzle”.
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

Years ago in a Devon fishing village
Once you’re done with whatever you hired them for, do you have to declare it managed?
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
These are all good but it isn’t even close.
Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind
Unsinkable II def top of the game.
“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”
“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”
“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”
“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”
“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”
“Damn, that sucks.”
I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
Where’s “wet dream”?








