Boats and beach houses. Something about being close to the water must prime the dad joke cortex. Scientists, please investigate.

I saw a post a long time ago about a “Sea plus plus” boat.

I saw a boat named, “más tequila” and the guy towing the boat was driving way too fast for the weight. He got a flat tire and I kept thinking about how he was going to have menos tequila.

I assume naming a boat something alcohol related results in more cops checking them out.

“Wood too” and “Wood not” is a missed opportunity for “Wood naut”

I always loved boat names, and I give names to many of my things, like phones and computers