IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Isn’t Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they’re at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn’t want to move there.
“I’ll take 16 slices, please.”
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
Average linkedin user
Can you do this though
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere
You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
Probably used klarna
“Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕” psalms 32:39
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
It’s important to set achievable goals.
a personal pizza
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
What the absolute forking fuck is this
My origin story
