• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    18 hours ago

    So, MAGAs, let’s check the scoreboard:

    • Deport Illegal Immigrant Criminals: Turns out there aren’t a lot of those, so we’ve added innocent immigrants, American citizens, schoolchildren, veterans, babies, terminal cancer patients, doctors, college students, and more. Basically, if you’re from somewhere else, they want you out.

    • Release the Epstein Files: It was the hot topic until it turned out that MAGAs are bigger pervoids than Dems, by a looong ways. Now it’s Epstein Who?

    • Lower Crime: By sending Paramilitary Death Squads into our streets to execute innocent citizens with spontaneous firing squads.

    • Lower Prices on Day One: Past Day 400, and prices keep going up, and now they are really going to spike.

    • America First: Except for Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, Mexico, Cuba, Canada, Colombia, NATO, etc.

    And lots more. I’m not hearing those shouts of “Promises Made! Promises Kept!” anymore.

    So why are you still on board? Is it the constant lies and gaslighting? Is it the mind-bogglingly corruption that they don’t even bother to hide? Maybe it’s the virtuosic incompetence. Or perhaps it’s the pants-shitting press conferences? They’re pretty entertaining.

    Or is it the Pedophilia? I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. One thing you can count on the hopelessly inept MAGA to defend to the end is Pedophilia. All pedophiles know that MAGA will cover up your pedophilia for you. That’s why…

    ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.