• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.