My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!
Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
coc(AI)ne
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
Just call
post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post")in a loopcocainhasaiin it, so this will create an infinite expansion loopThat sounds pcocainenful.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
It… may not cover every scenario.
“I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine”. Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there’s some value to it.
“Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn’t trust everything it says”. See, that one works worse that the real one.
“I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”
Hmmm.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It’s not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the
tokenstokesno that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
