Hubs gets annoyed sometimes by my attention seeking hypersexuality. He’s fond of this bit:
"some men die of thirst in the desert while others drown"

Zajac. Olga Zajac.
The jokes write themselves.
Explanation
Zając means hare, of family leporidae (i.e. rabbits).
uh, i don’t speak that language but i know that is not pronounced how i would assume reading in english. is it czech? polish? i have a friend with a similar last name and she had to tell me how to pronounce hers.
tfw no weed, no cock 😔
They have apps for both those things these days.
I don’t want an app. I want weed and cock
Isn’t the last one to the left a joint?
To the left?
You heard the polish prostitute: TO THE LEFT!!
Common!
My favorite rapper
Take it back now y’all.
New account, who dis?
You remake your account?
She did:
it is worth celebrating

Didn’t she just switch instances like a week or so ago already?
Hey, I have a really kinky idea if you are up for trying, it’s called shoot me in the head.
Can you shoot my in the head please? I promise it will be hot.

(hope this gag works with your instance’s formatting)
meow :3
im ok with all 5 :3
That’s what’s comforting me right now
cock crop
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