Everytime I open this app, I get reminded how alone I’m. Nice meme though lol.
Nice use of I’m!
it’s
NSFW? 🙂
Girl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.
Of course it would, wireless messaging relies on photons which travel at light speed
Tell that to my ISP
Just as long as it doesn’t break the laws of physics.
🎀ooooopsie!🎀 🤭
That’s it! Go to the hyper room! https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Bg6xGMAHuH8
Pls my heart cant take it anymore just tell me if you want me to imprint your shape onto my matress
Now that’s a sentence every brat wants to hear :,)
Down bad. Down?
Horned up.
I need to keep up with these things better so that I can make my niblings fake-uncomfortable in a couple of years.
Had to look it up, “down bad” is slang for being intensely infatuated, attracted, or desperate for a specific person’s attention, often to the point of losing one’s dignity.
Wow, I never would have guessed that at all.
Shorthand for “I am badly down for sex”. “I am down for X” being an idiom for you being available and wanting for X.
Uh-oh.
move the treadmill next to a bath of water and spread sand and broken glass on it.
Wow…your beaches kinda sound like they aren’t maintained at all.
Even the nice things suck these days.
