actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth

Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth

Bill Clinton energy damn

It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔

I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!