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Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
I should visit Greece.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!
horny is why we exist, in general
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other’s houses to fuck, if our countries touch we’re close enough.
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
break beds and take names
in that order
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
If you are near wpg. I’m clean and had a vasectomy. Lol. If you have the reciprocating anatomy. 😂
I’m saving myself for that one lady.
Which lady is that?
The lady of the lake
What lake?
I’ll let you know if I find her, or if she finds me.
Why though. It’s really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn’t come with any cost, it’s healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It’s a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don’t forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
I think that person was making more of a forever alone type joke. As in he’s waiting involuntarily.
Ah check. In that case: go out to parties or bars, join a team sport or a community hobby like D&D, chess club, whatever. I met my recent partner at a metal workshop I go to, for hobbying and learning how to weld. I hate dating apps but there are some decent ones like ok cupid. Or pay some money for a dating agency and let them help you. Staying alone sucks, especially in these depressing days.
I know the struggles to meet people, I suck at dating, flirting and I’m autistic which creates a lot of barriers in my head. But not doing anything ensures you will stay alone.
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.
More toothy than horny.
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
