Ayo what

I’m not locked in horny jail with you. You’re locked in horny jail with me.

For real. Normally I’m whatever but the horny posting on lemmy has been off the charts recently.
blame the loss of lemmynsfw.
don’t worry about it too much. once the Christian Puritans in power implement their social media laws it will be a crime to be a woman on the internet and all us men can go back to jerking off to each other like god intended.
Are people still not aware of the replacement fedinsfw.app ?
it’s the spiritual successor but isn’t nearly as trafficked as the previous.
probably something to do with users afraid of investing time and effort into yet another platform that has zero guarantee it will stick around.
I’ma be honest, I suspect that these users are trying to gain a “reputation” and at some point try to promote some onlyfans creators.

Based on OP’s screen name, they might be going after a pretty niche, but surely thriving, target market.
I for one enjoy a frisky Lemmy.
glad i didn’t contribute to that :3

Me, when he drives the speed limit and stops at every signal:
Is that something special? That’s how I always drive. I’m German though, so I believe in rules for the best of society.
A bit of horny, but yet feels so wholesome.
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
A/s/l?
American/sign/language?
British/sign/language :( didn’t score high enough
age sex location
it’s some code from 1980s dating platforms or so i was told
Fuck yeah/GO/American
Oh no, get some sleep
No i want more vodka first.
I see you tryin to get some vodka

It seems likely those goals will align fairly promptly.









