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minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down3·1 month agoThat might be the more logical progression, but logic rarely comes into play in these things. In fact, being armed before it’s time for violence is often a bad thing. But when it is time, anything at hand can be a weapon. Paris housewives once marched on Versailles and decapitated several guards with kitchen knives after they opened fire on the crowd.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoYou can make nearly anything into a weapon or a musical instrument. Remember that, and you’ll always be safe, and entertained. A primary exception is the marshmallow. Pretty much useless for either.
minus-squareZoot@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSomeone’s never forced 20 marshmallows down someone’s throat and it shows
That might be the more logical progression, but logic rarely comes into play in these things.
In fact, being armed before it’s time for violence is often a bad thing.
But when it is time, anything at hand can be a weapon.
Paris housewives once marched on Versailles and decapitated several guards with kitchen knives after they opened fire on the crowd.
You can make nearly anything into a weapon or a musical instrument. Remember that, and you’ll always be safe, and entertained.
A primary exception is the marshmallow. Pretty much useless for either.
Someone’s never forced 20 marshmallows down someone’s throat and it shows
You don’t know me.