Kraken ✅
Bigfoot 🚫
so we will just ignore the facts?I mean, the graph is fake, but giant squids are real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid
Wheeling had tons of scary holes in the 90s, maybe still does,
Also yes I am scared of urban squid monsters
Is the cross between Bigfoot and the Giant Squid a Bigsquid or Giant Foot?
Yeah I got cited in a textbook on cryptozoology, because I once wrote a suburb newspaper article about a lion that some one let loose, except I said I wrote that because I was an intern. My sister won’t let it go
I apologize for that incoherence, but its largely true :)
I wouldn’t worry about the citation. I’m sure it will eventually be instrumental in solving a crime.
Hear me out: what if Bigfoot is a vampire?
Bigtooth
Or a wereclown!





