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Beep@lemmus.org to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit

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You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit

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Beep@lemmus.org to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago
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    Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You’ll never go back to wiping.

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      Portable bidet

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      Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.

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        Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass

        Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.

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          I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty

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            Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.

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            You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
            Also there’s a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.

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        You’re just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.

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          I don’t usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so…

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        pressure wash your ass

        Yes. It shouldn’t take that much pressure.

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          But it does not clean that well.

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