I have a Simple Plan for this.

There is clearly no ID in there, so what they want me to do. Give it to the cops?

Lmao, clearly its a trap. Nobody puts that much money in a wallet like that. Just walk away.

Ah so these are the child support payments…

which god?

some would teach that it is yours and should be taken, for a wide variety of reasons. some wpuld teach to give it to the needy as well as everything else you own. some would teach that it has no value and to leave it to nature. some would teach it is evil and must be destroyed. some would say to offer at as sacrifice. some would say to enshrine it.

there’s so many ways this could go.

Give it back. You’re obliged to 10% finders reward here.

Stay the hell away from that drug money.

Google “How to hide found cash from the IRS” in a private tab.

it just makes sense

Start believing in miracles?!

I know because this already happened to me, I returned it. The owner was very surprised that the money was not missing when I gave him the wallet but didn’t even pay me a coffee, no regerts tho.

Return the wallet, keep the money as a reward. That’s fair.

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my kid was playing on a swing in a community park in a neighboring town (an expensive place to live). She found a big baggie of cash, looked like mostly singles, but it was maybe 2" thick. I told her to put it back and not mess with it. Maybe it was someones birthday money, maybe it was some other nefarious source. no matter what I don’t need that in my life, I definitely don’t need my kid dealing with it.

I would fulfill my legal obligation by reporting that cash as missing to the police, if not claimed I get to legally keep it (the only reason why I would do this is because that sort of money tends to come with severe problems)