• cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mexico, ocixem, mexico prime,

      girl mexico, punk mexico, film noir mexico, looney toons pig mexico, the mexico thats actually a mexico mecha piloted by a tiny mutant mexico and the young girl it has a psychic connection with…

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      Trump runs head first into Mexican border fence: “Ow, what is that?”

      Secret Service guy helping him up: “This is Mexico, sir.”

      Trump a bit dizzy runs into it again: “Ow, and what is that?”

      Secret Service guy helping him up: “Mexico, sir.”

      Trump, more dizzy again runs into it: “Ow. Let me guess.”

      Secret Service guy helping him up: “Yes, Mexico, sir.”

      Trump: “Goddamit, those bastards have us surrounded!”