1 Aleister Crowley – an influential occultist and ceremonial magician.
2 Manly P. Hall – known for writings on esoteric philosophy.
3 Anton LaVey – established modern Satanism.
4 Grigori Rasputin – a controversial spiritual figure in Russian history.
5 Osho – a spiritual teacher known for controversial teachings and communes.
6 Jesus Christ – the foundational figure of Christianity.
5 has the best quote. I don’t agree with the sentiment (most days), but it is absolutely hilarious: " […] democracy basically means government by the people, of the people, for the people… but the people are… retarded."
2 Manly P. Hall – known for writings on esoteric philosophy.
That picture is actually of Gerald Gardner, the guy who founded (kind of? Its complicated) the religion of Wicca.
That’s literally Gerald’s Wikipedia picture, while Manley Hall kina looks like he’d be a groyper twink if he were alive today


To answer the question though, white Jesus easily has the most toxic fan club, by sheer volume of followers.
Anton LaVey was an edgy fuck though, so he probably gets 2nd place for just being kinda cringe ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The second guy looks like he smoked a lot of weed.
7 Apophis - once an extremely powerful Goa’uld System Lord. Arch enemy of the Tau’ri, he impersonated the ancient Egyptian deity of chaos, darkness and fire.

what about the Ori? or Sokar? or Setesh? or even Bal?
I shall deal with the Ori after I have conquered the System Lords.
Apophis is a false god. Say it with me, it’s what you really believe.
You will pay for your insolence. With your life.

Jaffa, kree!
…why aren’t you kreeing?!
We’re past such formalities.
Trick question, the answer is always Beyonce
Not Taylor Swift?
You take that back or so help me I will end you
Which one has people knocking on my door again?
That’s probably those damned Rasputin’s Witnesses.

(explanation: satanists are generally chill, and he looks like Kane 🤣)
CoS/LaVey are more like the petulant libertarian flavor of satanism.
Satanic Temple are the chill ones
Colin Mockery in square one.
I feel the inclusion of Jesus does this list a disservice, could have been like a Buddha, Mohamed, Jesus… List and I think that would have been better because of the league Jesus is playing in. Basically skews the list.
But the first 5 in the list is an awesome list to choose from. I would say Rasputin due to the shit show Russia was going to be put through that I feel he was the straw that broke the camel’s back and led to cascading events I feel still persists
Marie Curie’s fans are practically radioactive.
I recommend studying Crowley and Osho.
if we’re talking about lemmy, it’s Stalin
Taken per capita, probably LaVey. Taken as “Total harm done” it’s Jesus, no contest
Lol Anton LeVay was such an edgy loser
A carney mentalist who became a sex pope?
What did he lose?
Yea, it’s Jesus
I would honestly agree. The fanfiction is getting out of hand.
Of the top: Catholicism, evangelicalism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s witnesses,…
I mean this list goes on and on. They all have one guy in common.






