Oh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump.

Ok, so, this new planet we’re going to…do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding?

Look, I’m excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c’mon. We gotta bring bacon.

But we don’t have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That’s why we’re leaving earth to begin with.