• Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    I was so afraid of getting some crazy boomer like this when I bought my new house. Thankfully they all seem lovely thus far 🤞

  • xkbx@startrek.website
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    12 days ago

    someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

    All the trees tree’s leafs leaves falled fell into onto my lawn and know now I need to rake it

    That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can’t even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

    • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip
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      11 days ago

      Also, “i have to rake it”. Do you though? What did the Earth do for the millions of years before we came along with our goddamned rakes? Just a global flood of leaves, I guess.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      I never thought I’d say this, but our HOA and HOA president is sick AF. This little old lady don’t give a fuck about the normal HOA shit. Semi truck parked in the driveway? Whatever. Grass getting 2ft long? doesn’t matter unless the city sends a registered letter. HOA dues are like $25/year so the planter in the front of the neighborhood can get replaced 3 times a year.