There was a lady from Reno
She lost all her money playing Keno
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
Now she owns the casino
That might not be quite right because it is from memory.
I have a large purple book of the rudest limericks printed back in the 70s. My parents had it on the bookshelf when I was a kid and boy did that form the sense of humor I have.
There is a multi limerick story of a man that balanced himself on his erect penis as a trick.
There was a lady from Reno She lost all her money playing Keno So she lay on her back And opened her crack Now she owns the casino
That might not be quite right because it is from memory.
I have a large purple book of the rudest limericks printed back in the 70s. My parents had it on the bookshelf when I was a kid and boy did that form the sense of humor I have.
There is a multi limerick story of a man that balanced himself on his erect penis as a trick.