• tektite@slrpnk.net
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    5 hours ago

    Oh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??

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      I would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.