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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down3·23 hours agoNo no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow. I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 hours agoLiving cow: i pets moo cow Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow
minus-squareAsfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoA living cow: pet pet - With my axe! Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up47·22 hours agoPet the bovine cadaver coward.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·21 hours agoMmm, beef patty.
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·18 hours agooh hey a cute living cow pat pat dissociates oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.
I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
They were all alive at some point
Living cow: i pets moo cow
Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow
A living cow: pet pet -
With my axe!
Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.
Pet the bovine cadaver coward.
Mmm, beef patty.
oh hey a cute living cow pat pat
dissociates
oh hey a yummy looking dead cow