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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Mermaid

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Mermaid

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Maybe the ones she uses as bra are her very best friends?

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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    why?? is there that horrid black gradient at the bottom??
    which ui designer thought it would be a good idea??? i just want to have a talk with them

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Those that support her family ruling the sea are friends.

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    How do we?

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    She is like a hermit crab, using only the discarded shells as her cycle progresses.

  • RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ¿Por que no los dos?

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    A bra can be a friend.

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      Breast friends, even

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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        Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.

    • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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      The closest of friends.

      • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip
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        Those claims ain’t surviving their adductor muscles being severed

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Lifes real questions

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    Mermaids are the apex predator & rule the seas - none of the critters are friends, just captive slaves that try their best not to piss her off.

    And that’s why a little murmaider is ok.
    \m/




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      Wow you had so many of these ready to go 👀

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        Seems like, somehow, people have spent a lot of time thinking about Ariel’s tits. Perhaps science can tell us one day why.

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          Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

    • toofpic@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?is=c0rmotVI_a6_71Oe

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      Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess

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        Pet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues. Video about it: Why Predator Meat is Literally Poison (It’s Not What You Think)

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          How on Earth is it poison…

          • Prathas@lemmy.zip
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            Bioaccumulation of mercury, lead, etc., or too many vitamins: the more organisms in total eaten on the way to the one you eat. Herbivores have significantly fewer. A few bites of polar bear liver will send you into acute vitamin A overdose with permanent effects, if not death. Another one: Why Don’t We Eat Carnivores?

            • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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              Ah, natures way of creating teams in a deathmatch?

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        If it sings with you then it’s a friend, if it doesn’t then it’s food.

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        Just depends on how hungry you are.

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          Yes, most of the toxins were discovered and recorded by people who observed the desperate, effectively.

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        No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

        I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.

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          Living cow: i pets moo cow

          Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow

          • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
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            A living cow: pet pet -

            With my axe!

            Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

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          They were all alive at some point

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          Pet the bovine cadaver coward.

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            Mmm, beef patty.

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          oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

          dissociates

          oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

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        First one, then the other! The order is important…

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        👆

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        There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet

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          What about a scorpion?

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            They’re really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they’re basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!

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          human?

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            It’s 2026, doesn’t everyone eat ass?

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              I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?

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      ^ my joke but better

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    She only wears the dead ones, dyed a bright color.

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    Simples, when she out grows her B-shells, she wears her C-shells.

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    Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…

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      How else do you think they stay on?

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      Totally. She picks the best kissers.

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        breast kissers

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      All right boys, party’s over

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      …that’s why she uses clam shells.

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    Clearly her bra are her closest friends.

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      Meanwhile, I just want to see bunny Armok.

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      bra friends are the breast friends.

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    Bra ones got game

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