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xia@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

1.5 Lovatos

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1.5 Lovatos

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xia@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Well, that’s ridiculous-looking. It’s like her pants were shredded in the wash, but she obstinantly thought, “No! Fuck you! I’m wearing you no matter what I have to do, or what it looks like!”

    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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      Well, that’s ridiculous-looking

      What a strange way to spell delicious.

  • ProfThadBach@lemmy.world
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    I really have no idea why this woman is famous.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think she’s a singer, but I can’t for the life of me name a single song of hers 🤷🏻

      To be fair, though, I’m a middle aged man from another continent, so I might not be in any of her main target groups 😁

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        You’d recognize it if you heard it.

        I can’t tell you a single Billie Eilish song title. Or Billy Joel.

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      She’s a singer, right ? Thats enough

  • Iced Raktajino@startrek.website
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    Would that make her kid a demi-Demi Lovoto or Semi Demi Lovato?

    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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      Future headline: Semi Demo Lovoto has shown a lot of bravado going incommunicado on scandalous sexy strapaddo in hopes it can’t hold a candle to the Makadio barricado on El Durado avocado gellato.

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      I think it’s just called a nepo baby

  • Elilol@fedinsfw.app
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    Im so sad I understood this

  • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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    Its actually:

    Lovato = (demi Lovato) + Poot

    • xia@lemmy.caOP
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      If I get the joke/reference, I would assume you mean:

      Lovato = (Demi + Poot) * Lovato

      …which further implies (Demi+Poot) = 1?

      :)

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        If:

        demi = 0.5 = x
        

        and assuming

        poot = 0.5 = y
        

        and also

        lovato = 1 = z
        

        then:

        x + y = z
        
  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    I have the dumb, can someone explain the joke?

    • null@piefed.nullspace.lol
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      The person in the picture is named Demi Lovato.

      “Demi” can also mean “half”.

      So if one of her is a Demi Lovato, then two of her is a complete Lovato.

      • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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        Thanks

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Eek! She’s breached containment! Flee while you can, lest you get crushed by unstoppably exponential Lovatoes!

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