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    9 days ago

    Flotation tampon? You’re thinking too small. Explosive. Maybe shooty. Definitely some kind of bang. Tampon could be a mini bazooka with all the latest tech in a mini-missile.

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        9 days ago

        It is essential that these be kept separate from regular tampons.

        Haha. Nice comment to start my morning with, thanks. :D

        Not essential for Bond though.

        They have to be able to fool the henchwomen of their enemies, so like the cigarette-gun, it needs to be in a box with regulars so it doesn’t get taken away from Bond by the Villain and they can then use it for something cool, after which they make a bad pun.

        James Bond - 1967 You Only Live Twice Cigarette Gun

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            8 days ago

            Bond, shooting a mini rpg into a wall that cracks open with water on the other side, causing a flood and washing all the henchwomen and villains away:

            “Guess you had a… heavy flow.