
femtanyl has had a couple of these, still not sure what some of them say lol



there’s a couple more but you get the vibe.
https://youtube.com/@femtanyl03
also BANGER music, 1000% recommend. Especially ‘Chaser’ and ‘Reactor’ albums >:)
I really want her merch but they sold out too quickly :(((
I got a cd though!Literally never heard of her until today. Saw someone wearing a tshirt of hers like 30min ago!
That’s actually pretty good. And really not what I expected.
I remembered XAVLEG just yesterday! Best meme band ever
I’m confused. Which band is this?

Hair metal
Gary
Oh man, their debut album: Liminal Spaces of Springfield, OH was such a banger.
meow
. I listen to party cannonThat’s Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx !
https://open.spotify.com/track/56DE2Cjylwj1Htik6HKP4o
They are great.
Typically shortened to xavleg in case anyone is wondering how people remember the name of this band
I’ve always wanted a death metal typeface. It would be such Fuck trying to navigate your PC like that.
Horror themed fonts: https://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=110
Notably illegible examples:
- https://www.dafont.com/gorewild.font
- https://www.dafont.com/heartless.font
- https://www.dafont.com/ghastly-panic.font
- https://www.dafont.com/bloody-hell.font
- https://www.dafont.com/xxii-ultimate-black-metal.font
- https://www.dafont.com/brutal-tooth.font
EDIT: Set my console to MB Thin Worms

Saving this for later, thank you
It would indeed be Fuck, such Fuck
Would you like some making fuck?
B̵E̵R̵S̵E̸R̴K̶E̵R̴
I genuinely figured these were just gibberish, created for the sake of the meme. Or at most that someone took actual band logos and added more superfluous Iines to them to make them even more unintelligible. But no, judging by your links, it looks like these are real logos that are actually in use by legitimate bands.
They’re real, in use, and for the meme. This specific subgenre of heavy music is very self-aware and at least 30% tongue-in-cheek, while at the same time being serious. It’s a lot more fun and a lot sillier than it appears from the outside, I promise.
It’s sort of like that discourse that happened awhile ago about the difference between “camp” and “tacky”; this stuff is strongly camp, just its own kind of camp.
I think it’s still intentional
I can kinda see it but they should really add some color to make the words more distinguishable.
But something tells me that would defeat the point, whatever that point may be.
I think the point is to express genre - you can often guess it right by the typeface of the logo - how noisy the music is and/or how hard it is to decipher lyrics based on the sound alone
Xavleg is real but they’re definitely doing it to be absurd on purpose. Dunno much about waking the cadaver
yeah xavleg are a meme band. they deliberately play surfer music in the middle of their songs etc
I like their full band name:
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.
Wakma Mana?
This is why you should keep your band logo trimmed.
In the upper I see a pirate that is a ghost and a skeleton trying to play the Trombone, but as soon as he, because he’s a he now for some reason, raises the bone to his nonexistent ghost pirate skeleton lips he realizes he’s a ghost and can’t hold things and drops the bone. And a sandwich falls out of the bell of the bone.
In the lower i see a snapping turtle that is also a pirate returning from sea.
What do you see?
I see many more paydays for your therapist.
Cat
I see shrek
This one listens to

Riften?
Your good!
OUR good!
There gooder!
Dethklok and Babymetal.
(Just in case Duncan Hills Coffee opens a branch in Tokyo)
The bottom band is definitely “harder” than the top one based on how illegible the logo is.
















