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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • boogiebored@lemmy.world
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    instead only lulumelons

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Elemenop

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    8 hours ago

    Good ol’ rage comic memes making a come back!

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    Cmon guys, “melements” is right there

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      7 hours ago

      I’d have called them Melonments.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      Right. The elemelonments

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        Now you ruined it

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        • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          Perfect !

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    In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)

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      When I was a kid, I used to live near places called Sussex and Essex.

      I never encountered Nussex nor Wessex and that troubles me.

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        Wessex was a kingdom in Britain. And it’s an area of London. There is also Middlesex as well. But I can’t find a norssex.

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          Sure, I get all that, but I didn’t grow up in that area. I grew up near other direction-sexes.

          South doesn’t start with “Su,” so I assume North-sex (in this context) wouldn’t start with “Nor.” In fact, I looked this up and found this interesting article, which is perhaps not academically correct (I don’t know) but shows that my reasoning is not isolated.

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          Also requesting there be a Xessex and Unessex

    • wabasso@lemmy.ca
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      Is the Winter and East thing a forced coincidence in search of the quadfecta, or is there actually colder climate in eastern China(?) ?

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        It’s not forced, just a coincidence. There are loads of homophones in Chinese so it’s easy to make puns like that.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    sad Heartmelon noises

    • CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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      The quintessential melon

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      The show isn’t going to be like I remember if Captain Planet doesn’t have his heart on! :(

  • pooberbee (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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    Earthmelon is a potato

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      No a potato is an apple of the earth.

      • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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        In Dutch it’s literally earth apple. Aardappel.

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          In parts of Germany, it’s the same (Erdapfel), others say ground pear (Grundbirne) but don’t compare apples with pears (it’s our equivalent to apples and oranges)

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        French is weird.

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          10 hours ago

          I have four-twenties and nineteen reasons why

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          French give me your drugs

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    9 hours ago

    Flame-o, hotmelon.

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    Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

    Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

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      Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

      Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the AvatarMelon Lord, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

      FTFY

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    Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?

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      With Our Melons Combined… we form… Captain Porno!!

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    Stupid English. I read “windmelon” as wind(1), not wind(2). I couldn’t figure out how you could wind a melon.

    1. as in turning and twisting
    2. as in moving air
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    Im not high enough for this

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    This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure

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    I prefer Elemenopee

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      Some of us just call it lemonade

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        elemenonade

        EDIT

        Eagerly Emulsifying Melonie’s Elemenonade.

        There, try that 5 times fast.

        I can’t even do it once, haha!

  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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    Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once…

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      Okay now do it to a ham and make them fight

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