I bet he leaves those behind because Dennis Feinstein panned “Fresh Kash,” the cologne he created.
(Before anyone thinks I’m confusing Aziz Ansari’s Tom Haverford character from Parks and Rec with Kash Patel, please be assured that I think Kash Patel is confusing Tom Haverford with himself.)
Ah yes burbon, the drink of the sophisticated, cultured drunken idiot.
One thing not for sale is liquor, because liquor is something Patel gives away for free.
I think what this means is he just kept all the bourbon containing merchandise for himself, he just happens to give a bottle away occasionally.
Such a fucking douche bag. It’s almost hard to comprehend how douchey one person could be.
… and yet he’s still a whole level of douche below the Uberduche that gave him the job
The Drunkler leaving his calling cards over here like a Batman villain.

As the old saying goes “theirs no smoke without fire”, and Kash Patel always seems to have glazed over eyes (suffering from drinking too much, or having a hang over). But the questions is, who is paying for these so called “gifts” - it sure won’t be Kash Patel if anything he will be claiming back a huge amount for each gift he gives out.




