It sure sounds like all of those shootings were actually stopped my tips made to the FBI but okay.
I have a lion in the house and it has never been hit by a meteor therefore lions prevent meteor impacts.
Banchode always has the punchable look of the eager opportunist.
Finally some good fake news!
Some memorable quotes:
Speaking to Sean Hannity, Patel claimed that artificial intelligence was never used at the FBI until the second Trump administration.
Patel added: “What’s the point of collecting terabytes of data if you can’t sift through it?”
“I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI, rebuilding our internet capabilities, our classified systems, and the ability for artificial intelligence to be in our counterterrorism program so we can get instantaneous results,” he said.
“The former FBI rejected that notion because they knew…that wasn’t their focus,” he said, referring to the implementation of A.I.
This guy must be half-blind from slapping back his entire supply of cheap bourbon because he can’t see a single red flag in any of these statements. I realize a fascist techno-dystopia has been the plan all along, but even after the last 10 years the hubris still astonishes me.
collecting terabytes of data
Also, fwiw, this is probably off by about 7 or 8 orders of magnitude.
When I watched Brasil way back when, I wondered how society could slip into such a nonsensical distopia .
I’m guessing this is a pretty good step in that direction.
This is such a security nightmare I can’t even begin to comprehend it, bad ideas on so many levels that he’s hit a glitch screen.
He really can’t be that stupid… can he?
Oh wait nevermind, don’t answer that.
When you can see the stupid on their face, it’s going to be epic stupid.
📣 Yes he can 📣
The idiot doesn’t fall far from the president.
It’s not the case that everybody who loves AI is stupid and lazy.
But boy stupid lazy people all seem to love it…
It’s like how not all republicans are racist, but all racists are republican
Maybe in the past but at this point all Republicans are racist.
AIs are the first thing they meet in their life, that tell them that they are super smart
God knows I do!!
No, he actual is that stupid. He’s an extremely, shockingly stupid person. Also, absolutely no ethics or morals whatsoever.
Fat, drunk, and stupid used to be no way to go through life. Now it’s the bare minimum for government employment.
In fact if you don’t have a substance abuse problem and/or a degenerative brain disease I think they would consider you to be overqualified.
Nah I’m fatter than him and hegseth.
High and stupid will do it.
The Nihilistic worldview is the deciding factor. They believe in nothing, other than their own self advancement.
That said, there is a seeming correlation between overweight people in the US being Nihlistic as such. But hardly all, seeing as over half of the population is overweight now. Half of white people, equal for men and woman, higher for all minorities, but especially for their woman, with the exception of east asians, which are generally fit.
It takes an immigrant 7 years on average to become as overweight as the average American.
Information on weight demographics from the NHIS, the last paragraph from Harper’s Magazine.
You just wait until I get seated upright properly, and then catch my breath. I’m gonna curse at you sooooo hard
Middle aged East Asian people are not physically fit lol. This is racialized faux intellectualism. Lemmy should have higher standards.
‘Nihilism and body weight are linked’… Source? ‘Trust me bro’
I was talking about being overweight and obesity, the East Asians have the lowest rates, white people are about the second lowest at 50/50 fit and fat, blacks and Hispanics are higher, especially amongst the woman Folk, and I explicitly said the source of the National Institute of Health.
The Gulf States are some of the only societies with more overweight people than the US.
Turns out, living in a place that’s just not walkable most of the time will do that to you
There have been at least 24 school shootings in the United States so far this year, as of April 28. Nine were on a college campus, and 15 were on K-12 school grounds. The incidents left at least 14 people dead and 17 other victims injured, according to CNN’s analysis of events reported by the Gun Violence Archive, Education Week and Everytown for Gun Safety.
https://edition.cnn.com/us/school-shootings-fast-facts-dg
and this is good
Even After Two Massacres, OpenAI Still Hasn’t Stopped ChatGPT From Helping Plan School Shootings It’s practically begging to help people plan mass shootings.
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/two-shootings-openai-stopped
at least 24 school shootings in the United States so far this year
That’s higher than either 2025 or 2024!
Maybe he’s “using AI” to refer the IP address of people using AI to plan school shootings to the FBI?
Still hasn’t materialized in lack of shootings this year, when are they supposed to stop now?
ChatGPT…where is the closest bar?
I love how the url slug for that article seems to imply that it’s about openai stopping shootings.
Well, that’s a relief. I’d rather have AI making decisions than this putz, and I hate AI.
AI isn’t some ethical being. Its overseer code by fascist authors who will nail your butt if you are on their radar.
As pointless and useless as “AI” is, I’d still trust it over anyone in this administration.
I’m getting the impression they’re the same picture.
Every time I see his face, I just want to punch it. He has one of those faces that shows complete and utter incompetency in everything and deserves to have his face smashed in.
I am sure he is using it everywhere because he does not know what he is doing.
“AI is great!”
locks self in office
(glug glug)
[nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?
It’s got what school shooting crave, it’s got electrolytes
Bloodshot
