• toynbee@piefed.social
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      14 hours ago

      That’s a constant concern in my land locked state, so it’s good to be sure.

      FWIW, my state is basically the opposite of land locked. I’m not comfortable with telling lies. I don’t mind saying things that are inaccurate to make someone laugh but I don’t want to make anyone believe those claims.

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        7 hours ago

        That’s a constant concern in my land locked state, so it’s good to be sure.

        The landshark U-boats are a real menace. They can climb out of a farmer’s pond like walking catfish and the next thing you know, they’re torpedoing a grain silo in Peoria.

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          7 hours ago

          One of my groomsmen always defended his fear of water by saying “there could be kaiju army crawling under there, you don’t know!”