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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • RustyShackleford@piefed.social
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    Seeing as how the aliens mouth is infinitesimally small, this is completely believable.

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    Donald Trump doesn’t discriminate based on species or race. He rapes all children equally.

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    “Show me on the doll where Donald touched you, Xenomorph.”

  • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Grab em by the probe hole

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    He’s the reason why they won’t come back.

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      The aliens or Jesus?

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        Yes

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      alien vs predator was not a balanced match

      • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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        “Guys, I fucked up. I watched the WRONG Alien vs Predator movie. I need therapy.”

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          I just thought the title “Child Predator” was a fun spin off cartoon about Predator when he was younger.

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    Why pay any attention to the ramblings of a pedophile and violent criminal?

    If you don’t do that, all that remains are his actions - and that is what we should be talking about.

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      Like molesting, yes.

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        good one OP

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        The thing is, he didn’t rape aliens - he raped children. He just wants you to go along with the story about imaginary aliens so he can get off scot-free - which he does.

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          Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.

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    ET files? Epstein Trump files…

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      The truth is out there

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    JUSTICE FOR ALF!

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      He’s eating the cats!!!

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    We bombing Altair 9 next week boys!

  • theloneyank@slrpnk.net
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    uhhhh I laughed so hard I pooped hahahahah

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